im funnier online where I can’t stutter
just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?
you get glee.
that’s what happens.
And absolutely no one wants Glee.
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
Update: still wearing 7 socks on left foot. Right foot has been upgraded to 1 sock.
current sexuality: Andrew Scott in period costume
I was doing so well.
Then he had to bring in the hat.
Why did he bring in the hat?
john watson + mary morstan
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
Oh god, only one? I don’t think I have one, it’s more like big ones. Being annoying, the way I look, irrational anxiety about losing people. Losing people may be the biggest one, actually.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
Because I had something happen to me recently, I just don’t want to think about sex with anyone, so I politely decline to answer this.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
Uhm… I like running my hands through peoples hair, I like neck kisses. I either don’t have more, but it’s probably that I haven’t discovered the others yet?
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
It really depends on why I’m in a bad mood… sometimes I just decide to watch something, sometimes I write fanfiction (Sherlolly, of course), listen to music. I like escaping.
Fetishes: Denim shirts
fun new Sherlock-fandom drinking game!
take a drink every time someone posts a graphic of Mary Morstan with the word “Liar” plastered on it.
You’ll be drunk in five minutes, and dead from alcohol poisoning within an hour.
Nonono it’s fine on my laptop, I just mean when I’m on mobile. It comes up with any post that contains the word Sherlolly - even published asks sent by people with ‘sherlolly’ in their URL, it’s just really annoying
2 hours ago I swallowed 2 pieces of string
they came out tied together
I shit you knot
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again